Kluckee: The Plant Based Chicken (Paperback)
Welcome to the farm. Where your food comes from. We have pigs and cows. And horses. Yum Yum. Meet Kluckee The chicken. Who's made out of plants. Rooted into the ground. Sharing space with the ants. While the free chickens play. Kluckee has to stand by. Kluckee can't run. Kluckee can't fly. When the chickens play tag. Kluckee is always it. And since they can't move. There's a big pile of sh-. Shivering cold Kluckee. Wants to sleep in the barn. Just like the real chickens. Down on the farm. The dogs pee on Kluckee. And the kids are just mean. The weasel is turned off . By Kluckee's legs of green. Kluckee just wants to die. Because life really stinks. Being a GMO. Is much harder than you think.
